September 2, 2010, 8:54 am

Driving Ambition

I recently inherited my brother’s Honda Civic and was psyched to finally have a car of my own…until I opened the glove box. It was overflowing with empty CD cases, old candy wrappers and Mapquest directions to restaurants that went out of business two years ago. The trunk was a similar story, filled to the brim with a deflated air mattress, one lone sneaker, two beach chairs and (inexplicably) a flag. It was revolting but the deal was that if I wanted the car, I had to clean it.

Turns out it isn’t all that hard [ ...continue reading ]

July 19, 2010, 10:10 am

All Great Things ‘As Seen on TV’

I love infomercials. I’ll admit it. I am the proud owner of a Snuggie, a Chia Pet, a ShamWow, a Perfect Brownie Pan and other various “As Seen on TV” products. It’s not really my fault, though—those commercials make every product seem like so much fun. Who wouldn’t want to curl up in a cozy pink blanket but still have your hands free to hold your book? Who isn’t amazed by the prospect of perfectly square brownies that glide effortlessly out of the pan? Everyone on TV has perfect skin, everyone is smiling and everyone is in great [ ...continue reading ]

June 28, 2010, 3:09 pm

Senior-Status Specials

School’s out, so it’s official—I’m a senior now! Although that’s really fun to say, I have mixed feelings about the end of junior year. Obviously, there’s the relief that most of the SAT and GPA (and tons of other acronyms) craziness is behind me. However, there’s also the sadness in saying goodbye to this year’s seniors, some of whom are among my closest friends. But more than anything else, there’s a sense of accomplishment—we finally made it to the top of the high school food chain.

While this might sound petty and unimportant, it’s actually rather significant. In [ ...continue reading ]